Good morning, dedicated listener. The Spoilers have resurfaced once again to discuss the latest releases, returning to films they have already covered and once again scrambling to scrap together anything that resembles actual content pertaining to the upcoming Gran Turismo film. These violations of podcast standards have become an immediate threat to the podcast landscape, and have put the entire world in danger of shows entirely consisting of repeated thoughts and endless weekly segments about upcoming films nobody is looking forward to. The only chance at correcting this imminent collapse of everything we hold dear is to carefully extract the actual fresh film content from this episode and pretend that the rest of it does not exist. If the hosts are properly fooled by this ruse, a completely unique and original podcast covering the so-called “Barbenheimer” will emerge and the world of podcasts will once again be an amorphous, homogeneous blob of white guys talking about movies. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to this episode in full and then write in your questions and comments to firstname.lastname@example.org. The fate of podcasts hangs in the balance. Vaughn will self-destruct (go back to bed) in five seconds.
Updated Impressions (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) | 7:00
Grab Bag of Recent Releases (Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Asteroid City) | 13:45
Gear Up For Gran Turismo | 54:30
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One | 58:00
Listener Mail | 1:20:00
Recommendations | 1:41:00
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